Ok Japan, we need to have a little talk about showing off all the time. We get it – you’re pretty cool, even our mom’s think you’re cooler than we are. Do you know what its like to come home from school every day and to see that disappointed look in your father’s eye because you’ll never be as good as Japan? That’s right, you don’t! But seriously, using BMX bikes as a midi controller? My bike doesn’t even have a bell on it! Maybe its just time for me to just give up on life and put on my Nintendo sweatpants and gumboots and eat a mustard sandwich.